Back at it, the write stuff, making things write, the punification of writing.

Air conditioner remotes confuse me, is the sun symbol talking about providing heat, or is it saying, for use in summer. I know the answer now, but it took me a bit.

I'm nearly ready to publish my 2002-2004 journal, "Fat Loser with a Laptop." I can get a few readers for this one; no one was interested in my Ridiculous Ideas book. This book will bring some intrigue.

Will you get something out of it, or wish you'd had watched reruns of SharkQuest DSP? Who knows!!!!!! Who nose!!!!!

When Liz and I had a podcast, she wanted to change its name to 'Browne Knows', a play on brownnosing. No, Liz, we can't call it that!

Lucky she's pretty. Did you know in high school, my wife got a T.E.R of 95? It wasn't called that when she finished high school. They had changed it to the GFI or General Flerg Indicator by then, after Australia's love of the Black Eyed Peas, in particular, Fergy Ferg the lead woman.

Anyway; as Ellen DeGeneres says at the end of her talk show, before she got cancelled, then cancelled again, then moved to England to await her next cancelling. God works in mysterious ways, but they're not really mysterious to him, just us peasants.

Grace is at a Christian school now, which I'm quite happy with, because the kid's are slightly less cunty then in the public system.

They should really have schools for bogan parents, to learn how not to be so themselves all the time.

Do you know that the closest relative to the T-Rex today is the chicken.

I went to the Dubbo show last weekend, and if you attached little arms to some of those birds, there is definitely a resemblance.

I knew the answer to the chicken-and-egg problem before scientists worked it out. They say they can tell because of some protein or some shit, but really it's simple math.

Chickens evolved from another animal that laid eggs. Mutations occur in conception at the egg stage, not during the chicken's adult life. So, all changes from T-rex to chicken were preceded by the egg, as the ancestors of chickens were egg layers.

If the chicken evolved to lay eggs, then, of course, the chicken came first.

I should be headed up the team smashing particles together in the Large Hadron Colider, if only I weren't such a fuckup early on, I could have went to Uni, luckily I didn't because when I was young, I was a fuckup, and would have spent that time having large amounts of fun and failing as a human being.

But Lord Browne, King of the Andols and of the seven-nation army of Gliff, why don't you go to Uni now? No thanks, I'm busy writing this garbage.

Remember that 'Men at Work' song? Nah, you were probably too young.

Anyway, I'm fat, so I'll probably die before you. I would like to be put on a dingy and set on fire by arrow while floating down the Macquarie river.

Never forget!

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