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I'm all seized up at the moment and can't do much; the resistance is too great. I don't know what my specific problem is, but I bet it's got something to do with Venus being in retrograde.
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Log-000012840-21/10/2026-Ricky-Browne
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Log-000012839-21/10/2026-Ricky-Browne
Watching TV is for old people. Broadcast TV is coal, and I run on solar.
Log-000012838-21/10/2026-Ricky-Browne
Internet drama is the new reality television.
Log-000012837-21/10/2026-Ricky-Browne
Sending emails is for nubes; I'm next gen, I blow splewges at people.
Log-000012836-21/10/2026-Ricky-Browne
Walking is the new running.
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Exercise is for people who don't have to carry around bags of wheat.
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My relationship to God is simple. I know I'm wrong, and he knows better. WWGD.
Log-000012833-21/10/2026-Ricky-Browne
My daughter is the light of my life, but we ain't been getting on this week; gotta stop buying her shit.
Log-000012832-21/10/2026-Ricky-Browne
My wife is lovely, and I adore her, but she isn't really interested in me; she just likes my feedback.
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